Universal Protector

The "Universal Protector" is an amazing talisman that has been carefully made to exacting scientific and mathematical specifications, taking advantage of the most powerful esoteric secrets known to man.

Its design, based on ancients secrets, is said to create a device programmed to neutralize every kind of negative influence known and bounce back the negative vibrations to wherever they come from. 

You can be protected and adorned with a thing of beauty when you own this "Universal Protector!"